APPLIES AS A LOTION, DRIES AS A POWDER.

Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a silky-smooth powder layer to combat common problems in the groin area that men experience, such as sweat/moisture, chafing, and unwanted smells, all while soothing and repairing the area.

We're making your nuts, our business.

SWEAT PROTECTION

Don’t be the water hazard - Keep your balls in play.

Remember when she liked you for your sweaty balls? Neither do we.

BATWING

Think Gum on your shoe…

Now replace gum with your nuts and shoe with your leg.

That's a batwing.

No one likes a batwing.

SMELL

If all goes right on that date, you may have someone getting up close

and personal with your boys. 

Don't make them regret that decision.

EASY APPLICATION

Simply apply as a smooth lotion, and let em’ air dry.

You can speed up the process by standing triumphantly in front of a fan,

or better yet, an open window.

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