Optimize Your Nuts
Sweat Protection
Our formula dries as a powder to absorb your sweat, so your pants don’t have to. No one likes to be moist!
Fresh Scent
Always smell like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn’t. Our odor neutralizing formula cock-blocks odor causing bacteria.
Anti-Batwing
Nobody enjoys when their nuts stick to their thigh. No need to awkwardly man-spread or re-adjust in public.
Anti-Chafing
There's nothing worse than having chafed thighs or nuts. Happy Nuts acts as an anti-friction layer, assuring you don’t get irritated and your nuts stay happy.
Shaving
Everyone gets nicked. Once dry, that same powder acts as a barrier between your nuts and your trimmer.
Natural Ingredients
Formulated with natural ingredients including coconut oil and aloe. Aloe is our main ingredient which provides over 75 different nutrient rich minerals for good health.
It's like cologne for your package.
We spent time researching and trying out different fragrances. We’ve landed on the perfect solution. Not overpowering, but strong enough to prevent or cover up a bad situation.
Use before or after any activity or smell inducing state of affairs.
Easy Apply Lotion
Ditch the messy powder! Our formula applies easily as a lotion that dries silky smooth, keeping you fresh all day long.
We’ve got your back!
We’re here to help men in every way possible. We’ll be donating a portion of proceeds to prostate cancer research and prevention.
Refresh, dry, deodorize
• No more swamp nuts
• No more irritation
• No more nicks while trimming
• No more sack on thigh