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Comfort Cream - Lotion to Powder Technology

Happy Nuts Comfort Cream applies as a refreshing lotion, and quickly dries into a no-mess, silky-smooth powder layer.

Say goodbye to sweat, chafing, and unwanted smells - all while soothing and repairing the area.

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The Ballber™ is engineered for nut-keeping. Say goodbye to cuts, nicks, pulling, tugging, and snags.

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Nut & Body Wash

A pH-balanced and plant-based wash cleanses and hydrates skin to keep your junk, junk-free.

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man slab - natural bar soap

The Man Slab is just what it sounds like. A slab of soap designed for men. Clean the way nature intended.

Our handmade bar soap is produced using all natural ingredients to lather and cleanse, keeping your nuts fresher than a spring day.

Get your nuts on the bandwagon.

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Happy Nuts is the key to Scrotal serenity


Proudly formulated and produced in the USA by a team of scientists just nutty enough to tackle life's biggest problems.

No $h!tty Ingredients

We took a hard on stance against harmful additions like talc, aluminum, parabens, or sulfates.


Those swamp nuts can get stinky. Say goodbye to the old sniff test when you know someone might get close...


Now that we've made your nuts our business, we'd like to give back.

We’ve partnered with the Prostate Cancer Institute at the National University of Ireland - Galway to provide funding for scientific research to cure prostate cancer.


We gathered a team of industry leading experts in men's health, beauty, and formula science to develop solutions to men's biggest problems. #batwing

We are committed to creating quality, long-lasting products specifically formulated for the male body. It's our aim to make you feel comfortable and confident in any situation.


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