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Optimize Your Nuts

Sweat Protection

Our formula dries as a powder to absorb your sweat, so your pants don’t have to. No one likes to be moist!

Fresh Scent

Always smell like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn’t. Our odor neutralizing formula cock-blocks odor causing bacteria.

Anti-Batwing

Nobody enjoys when their nuts stick to their thigh. No need to awkwardly man-spread or re-adjust in public.

Anti-Chafing

There's nothing worse than having chafed thighs or nuts. Happy Nuts acts as an anti-friction layer, assuring you don’t get irritated and your nuts stay happy.

Shaving

Everyone gets nicked. Once dry, that same powder acts as a barrier between your nuts and your trimmer.

Natural Ingredients

Formulated with natural ingredients including coconut oil and aloe. Aloe is our main ingredient which provides over 75 different nutrient rich minerals for good health.

REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY, FOR YOUR NUTS

APPLIES AS A LOTION, DRIES AS A POWDER

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It's like cologne for your package.

Easy Apply Lotion

We’ve got your back!

Refresh, dry, deodorize

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