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Happy Nuts Comfort Cream keeps you fresh and comfortable where it matters.

We're not going to beat around the bush, this is for your balls. 

We're making your nuts, our business.

Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a silky-smooth powder layer to combat common problems in the groin area that men experience, such as sweat/moisture, chafing, and unwanted smells, all while soothing and repairing the area.

  • Our formula dries as a silky powder to absorb your sweat and create an anti-friction layer. No one likes moisture or chafing down there!
  • Our odor neutralizing formula keeps you always smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn’t.
  • Nobody enjoys when their nuts stick to their thigh. With Happy Nuts there will be no need to awkwardly re-adjust in public.
  • Made in the USA. Natural. Safe. Effective. Formulated with natural ingredients including Coconut and Aloe Vera. Aloe is our main ingredient which provides over 75 different nutrient rich minerals for good health. Happy Nuts contains NO talc, aluminum, parabens, silicone, sulfates, alcohol, or gluten.


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