Say Goodbye To Stenchy Balls
125+ Happy Sacks
We’re not going to beat around the bush. Meet the best routine for your nuts.
Keep a fresh package
No more worrying about sweat
Nourish & hydrate your lower half
Meet The 3-step Routine Designed For Your Two Pair 🥜
These 3 products attack the sweat and odor problem from three different angles.
A proper wash
Give your nuts the wash they deserve
No more chafing
From a mess-free lotion to a smooth powder layer
3-step routine, for your two pair
Wash, Protect, & Hydrate your lower half
Stay dry all day
Swampy nuts are soooo 2022
The proper protection you need down under
These 3 products attack the sweat and odor problem from three different angles.
97%
See instant odor-reduction
94%
Notice a fresher and dry groin area throughout the day
We Believe In Happy Nuts
We pride ourselves in our high quality, ball-specific products you can’t find anywhere else.
MADE IN USA
Proudly formulated and produced in the USA by a team of scientists just nutty enough to tackle life's biggest problems.
NO $H!TTY INGREDIENTS
We took a hard stance against harmful additions like talc, aluminum, parabens, or sulfates.
MANLY SCENT
Say goodbye to Swamp Nuts and the stink that comes with it. Go forth with confidence!
125+ 5 Star Reviews
The Starter Sack
The happiness his lower half deserves, all inside of one easy-to-use bundle.
Includes:
- 1x Comfort Cream
- 1x Comfort Powder
- 1x Nut + Body Wash,
- FREE The Nut Sack toiletry bag
$49.00
$65.00
Prevent Chafing
XL 5L Toiletry Bag
Hydrate & Cleanse
Odor protection
What’s Included:
“The products I never knew I needed”
I thought I was keeping the "funk" off my junk, but my girlfriend seemed to disagree. Happy Nuts 3 step routine has helped me keep my boys in check, and she appreciates that.
Nick S. Verified Customer
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Big Sack Bundle
$69.00
$89.00
The first 3-step routine for Dad's two pair 🥜
Body & Nut Wash
$15.00
Natural nut and body wash to deeply cleanse with a creamy rich lather
Comfort Cream
$15.00
Know to stop the sweat in even Dad's thickest jorts
Frequently Asked Questions
Have a question about our top selling bundle? We answered all your top questions.
Does Comfort Cream control sweat?
Comfort cream stops odor, chafing, and stickiness, and absorbs mild sweating but does not stop sweating like an antiperspirant.
Is this formula safe?
Yes, formula is made with natural ingredients and is free of talc, aluminum and parabens. And we never test on animals, only dudes.
Where do you ship?
We support shipping to over 220 countries, including USA, Canada, Mexico, and military addresses.
What if it doesn’t work for me?
60-Day Money-Back Guarantee: If you're not completely satisfied with your Happy Nuts products, you don't pay.
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