Black Friday early access:up to 30% off + free gifts

4.8 from 1,000+ reviews the best gift I ever gave him, even better than a watch Brenda

Choose your boxes

Mix and match. 25% off every box, 30% off 3 or more, free shipping on 2+.

  • Best sellerJingle Bells Your Balls Smell Bundle

    Jingle Bells Your Balls Smell Bundle

    Anti-Chafe Stick · Comfort Cream · Santa sack ornament

    $39.99 $29.99 25% off

  • Fan favoriteSanta Balls Is Comin' to Town Bundle

    Santa Balls Is Comin' to Town Bundle

    Comfort Powder · Body & Nut Wash · Santa sack ornament

    $39.99 $29.99 25% off

  • Biggest boxSanta's Big Sack Bundle

    Santa's Big Sack Bundle

    Comfort Powder · Body & Nut Wash · Comfort Cream · Whole Body Deodorant

    $59.99 $44.99 25% off

  • Jingle Balls Holiday Kit

    Jingle Balls Holiday Kit

    Body & Nut Wash · Comfort Cream · Whole Body Deodorant

    $39.99 $29.99 25% off

  • Big Wood Energy Bundle

    Big Wood Energy Bundle

    Body & Nut Wash · Comfort Cream · Whole Body Deodorant, all in Big Wood

    $49.99 $37.49 25% off

  • Who’s on your list?

    Him, your dad, your brother, the coworker who has everything, or yourself. Every box counts toward the free gifts.

Unwrapped on camera

This is what Christmas morning looks like

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  • Under the treeJingle Bells, handed over

  • The unboxingWhat's inside, start to finish

  • The box up closeYes, it really says that

  • Porch deliveryAlready gift-wrapped, basically

Gifted, opened, approved

Gifted by people who know him

4.8 average from 1,000+ reviews

  • Better than the watch

    I bought this for my boyfriend and he told me it was the best gift I ever gave him, even better than a watch he had wanted for months!!!!

    Brenda

  • Jingle Bells Your Balls Smell

    One for every man in the house

    I got these as gag gifts for all the men at my house for Christmas. They were all very intrigued to read the inside of the box and open them and smell the products. Everyone got a kick out of the gifts.

    Teresa

  • Jingle Bells Your Balls Smell

    The ornament stays in the box

    This product helps keep me comfortable all day. It works great. My wife won’t let me hang the Christmas ornament that came with it 😫😭

    Thomas

The gift he won't re-gift

Why it works

Funny box. Serious body care.

Happy Nuts exists for the problem most guys won't bring up: sweat, chafe and the general swamp situation below the belt.

The holiday boxes wrap our everyday best sellers in packaging that gets a laugh. The box is the joke. What's inside gets used all year.

  • 4.8★ average from 1,000+ reviews
  • 1M+ customers and counting
  • 60 day money-back guarantee
  • USA made in the USA
Choose your boxes

How it works

His whole gift, done in three steps

  1. Pick the boxes

    Five holiday boxes, each packed with three or four of our best sellers. Mix them however you like.

  2. Unlock the free gifts

    Every box is 25% off, 30% off with 3 or more. 2 boxes adds free shipping and a Nut Sack toiletry bag, 3 adds a Comfort Cream, 4 adds a Ballber Pro trimmer.

  3. Hand it over

    Every box arrives printed and ready to gift. Your only job is keeping a straight face.

What's in the boxes

The stuff guys never think to buy

Every box is built from our everyday best sellers, so the gift keeps working long after the wrapping is gone.

  • Comfort Cream

    Comfort Cream

    Lotion to powder

    Goes on like a lotion, dries to a powder-dry finish. Keeps him cool, dry and chafe-free below the belt.

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Balls, Big Wood, Big Sack

  • Comfort Powder

    Comfort Powder

    All-day dry

    A tapioca-based powder for hot days, long drives and gym bags. No chalky mess, no baby powder smell.

    Santa Balls, Big Sack

  • Body & Nut Wash

    Body & Nut Wash

    Head to toe

    A shower gel made for everything, nuts included. Big lather, a scent he'll actually like.

    Santa Balls, Jingle Balls, Big Wood, Big Sack

  • Whole Body Deodorant

    Whole Body Deodorant

    Below the neck

    Deodorant for everywhere his regular stick doesn't go. Glides on clear and gets out of the way.

    Jingle Balls, Big Wood, Big Sack

  • Anti-Chafe Stick

    Anti-Chafe Stick

    Where things rub

    Glides on wherever skin rubs and prevents chafing on long days, workouts and walks.

    Jingle Bells

  • Santa Sack Ornament

    Santa Sack Ornament

    The conversation piece

    A glass ornament shaped like exactly what you think. Whether it goes on the tree is between you two.

    Jingle Bells, Santa Balls

The usual suspects

Socks again? Be serious.

Every December, the same three gifts. Here's how a Happy Nuts box stacks up.

What matters Happy Nuts box Socks, cologne, another mug
Does he use it? Every day, in the shower and after Once. Maybe.
When he opens it He laughs, then reads the whole box A polite "oh, thanks"
Wrapping The box is the wrapping You, at midnight, with tape
If it misses 60-day money-back guarantee A gift receipt and a guilt trip
Who it's for The guy who has everything but this Nobody, specifically

Real reviews

The reviews keep coming

4.8 average from 1,000+ reviews

  • Especially the ornament

    So i got this for my boyfriend he got a kick out of it...especially the ornament!!!

    Belinda

    Santa Balls Is Comin' to Town

  • One of the funniest

    The purchased this for my husband and he ended up loving the kit! I think this was one of the funniest presents i've purchased for him :)

    Market M.

    The Big Sack

  • A big laugh

    I bought Happy Nuts as a gift. My husband loved it and we both got a big laugh out of the instructions! I will be order again.

    Lorraine H.

    Big Wood Body & Nut Wash

  • A win-win

    I got this for my husband and he finally stopped using MY favorite products so it's a win-win! Smells great too!

    Audrey M.

  • Hard to shop for? Solved

    …The body wash lathers AMAZINGLY and smells SO good! You won't be disappointed in any of the products they sell! Great gift ideas too for someone hard to shop for.

    Jenna K.

  • Stocking stuffer, 10/10

    Was a great stocking stuffer. Said he loves the ease of the spaying. 10/10

    Ashlynn

    Comfort Powder Spray

The Ballber Pro Free with 4 boxes $89.99 value

The big one

Four boxes. One Ballber Pro on us.

Shopping for him, your dad, your brother and the brother-in-law? Add a fourth box and we add the Ballber Pro, our best-selling trimmer, free.

  • 1 25% off every box
  • 2 + free shipping and a Nut Sack toiletry bag
  • 3 + 30% off every box and a free Comfort Cream
  • 4 + free Ballber Pro trimmer
Unlock the Ballber Pro

If it's not a hit, we'll make it right.

Every order is covered by our 60-day money-back guarantee. If it's not for him, contact us and we'll sort it out. No awkward re-gifting required.

  • 60-day money-back guarantee
  • Made in the USA
  • Real humans answer support

A few ground rules

Holiday gifting do's and don'ts

Do

  • Get one for every guy on your list. Dad, your brother, him.
  • Hand it over with a straight face.
  • Let him read the box out loud.
  • Go for four. The Ballber Pro is on us.

Don't

  • Buy him socks. Again.
  • Explain the joke.
  • Hang the ornament where your mother can see it.
  • Wait for the last shipping day.

Good questions

Before you check out

Anything else? Our support team is made of real people and they're quick.

Do the boxes come ready to gift?

Yes. Each one ships in its own printed holiday box, so it can go straight under the tree. Wrap it if you like, but you don't have to.

Can I mix different boxes?

Yes, any mix. Your total box count is what unlocks the free gifts, so one for him, one for Dad and one for your brother counts as three.

Can I get one for myself?

Of course. Same deal, same free gifts, and nobody has to know.

How do the free gifts work?

Every box is 25% off, or 30% off when you get 3 or more. Add 2 boxes and shipping is free, plus we add a Nut Sack toiletry bag. 3 boxes adds a full-size Comfort Cream and 4 adds a Ballber Pro trimmer. The gifts go in your cart with your boxes and show as free at checkout. The toiletry bags are limited, so once they are gone the 2-box gift is too.

When does early access end?

Early access pricing and the free gifts run through Cyber Monday, November 30.

When will it arrive?

Orders ship from our US warehouses. For Christmas delivery, order by December 18.

Is it a gag gift or does it actually work?

Both. The boxes are funny. The products inside are the same everyday body care guys use all year: cream, powder, wash and deodorant for below the belt.

What if he doesn't like it?

Every order is covered by our 60-day money-back guarantee. Contact us and we'll make it right.

Cross him off the list.

Up to 30% off every box, with free shipping and free gifts as you add more. Through Cyber Monday.

  • Gift-ready. Every box arrives in its own holiday packaging.
  • Free gifts. Up to three, with a Ballber Pro at 4 boxes.
  • Zero risk. 60 days to love it or get your money back.

Only 152 Nut Sack toiletry bags left for the 2-box gift

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Holiday gift boxes Up to 30% off, free shipping on 2+