Say Goodbye To Stenchy Balls
125+ Happy Sacks
We’re not going to beat around the bush. Meet the best routine for your nuts.
Keep a fresh, clean trim
No more worrying about sweat
Nourish & hydrate your lower half
Meet The 3-step Routine Designed For Your Two Pair 🥜
These 3 products attack the sweat and odor problem from three different angles.
A proper wash
Give your nuts the wash they deserve
No more chafing
From a mess-free lotion to a smooth powder layer
3-step routine, for your two pair
Trim, wash, protect - designed for the perfect pair
Stay dry all day
Swampy nuts are soooo 2022
The proper protection you need down under
These 3 products attack the sweat and odor problem from three different angles.
97%
See instant odor-reduction
94%
Notice a fresher and dry groin area throughout the day
125+ 5 Star Reviews
The Big Sack Bundle
The happiness your lower half deserves, all inside of one easy-to-use bundle.
Bundle Includes:
BODY & NUT WASH | our all natural nut and body wash.
COMFORT CREAM | applies as a lotion, and dries as a powder to absorb your
sweat.
THE BALLBER | specifically engineered for grooming the sensitive areas.
$69.00
$89.00
Prevent Chafing
Keep a clean trim
Hydrate & Cleanse
Odor protection
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The Starter Sack
$49.00
$65.00
The first 3-step routine for Dad's two pair 🥜
Body & Nut Wash
$15.00
Engineered for grooming Dad's more sensitive areas
Comfort Cream
$15.00
Know to stop the sweat in even Dad's thickest jorts
Frequently Asked Questions
Have a question about our top selling bundle? We answered all your top questions.
Does Comfort Cream control sweat?
Comfort cream stops odor, chafing, and stickiness, and absorbs mild sweating but does not stop sweating like an antiperspirant.
Is this formula safe?
Yes, formula is made with natural ingredients and is free of talc, aluminum and parabens. And we never test on animals, only dudes.
Where do you ship?
We support shipping to over 220 countries, including USA, Canada, Mexico, and military addresses.
What if it doesn’t work for me?
60-Day Money-Back Guarantee: If you're not completely satisfied with your Happy Nuts products, you don't pay.
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