Why Do My Balls Smell?

The heat wave continues to be in full swing, which means hot weather, sweaty people, and funky-smelling balls. But don’t worry; Happy Nuts has your back! Our all-natural products are specifically designed to keep you feeling fresh even in the hottest conditions and even when those conditions are centralized south of the equator. So go ahead and enjoy those sweat-inducing activities without worrying about embarrassing yourself with a smelly nether region.

If you’re looking for products that will keep your boys clean, protected, and smelling great without the bad stuff, look no further than Happy Nuts! Our products fight odor and keep you feeling your best. So go ahead and enjoy that sauna in your sweatpants; you’ll still be fresh as a daisy when the pants come off.

Chafing 101

“Chafing is super fun!” said nobody ever. Chafing is a straight-up pain in the balls. Literally! Chafing can cause intense discomfort from irritation of the sack and the inner thigh as friction and moisture create a miserable situation. Unchecked chafing can make a pretty intense scenario even worse with broken skin, which can lead to infection. I’ll take “Places On the Body I Never Want An Infection” for $200.

Not to mention that the last thing you want to do is adjust your boys throughout your day – it’s not a cute look. The good news is that there are ways to prevent chafing, and Happy Nuts has them.

Slap Happy

Slap a little Happy Nuts Comfort Cream (in original Sandalwood, or Unscented) on your skin and let the day unfold. No matter what pressure or climate you find yourself in, Happy Nuts Comfort Cream keeps your cojones cool and comfortable all day long. Chafing? Not these bad boys.

Deodorant for Your Balls

When it comes to keeping your groin smelling fresh, there’s no one better to trust than Happy Nuts. Our Comfort Cream is a deodorant and anti-chafing cream all in one, making it the perfect solution for nut health and odor. All of our products are made with ingredients that are:

  • Natural & Biodegradable
  • 100% Vegan and Cruelty-Free
  • Safe
  • Never Any Bad Stuff!

Comfort Cream is the kind of thing you’d expect Q to give James Bond before a critical mission. “Protect yourself, Bond.” Of course, Q’s version might also include a bulletproof cup.

Prefer a dust-on application? We’ve got you covered there, too. Comfort Powder is our talc-free, plant-based groin duster. 

The Trouble with Talc

Talc is an ingredient used in many powders, but it’s also been linked to ovarian cancer. [1] We’re not saying that it definitely causes cancer, but why take the chance when there are plenty of other options out there?

Happy Nuts Comfort Powder is made with tapioca powder, which has absorbent properties similar to talc but without the risk.

Totally Sebaceous, Dude!

Even if you’re not constantly on the go, the chances that you’ll create a funky party featuring your disco balls while sitting around are pretty high; this is because the nuts, as well as the pits, sweat differently. The sweat glands in your groin are located next to the base of your hair follicles, where oil is dispensed from sebaceous glands. [2] Unfortunately, this oil and sweat can mix, leading to an unfortunate party foul.

fresh smelling balls

Unfortunate, for anyone who doesn’t have Happy Nuts! Apply a light layer of Happy Nuts Comfort Cream to your berries before you start your day, and you’ll be protected against that dank basement party. Now, pass the Chex Mix.

What’s the Best Way to Apply?

Not sure how to apply our products? No problem! We’ve got you covered with a step-by-step guide to the ultimate ball care routine.

For Happy Nuts Comfort Cream:

  • Start with clean, dry balls: we recommend showering with our Nut & Body Wash.
  • Apply a pea-sized amount of Comfort Cream to each ball.
  • Gently massage the cream into your skin until it becomes silky powder.
  • Now get out there and enjoy your day!

For Happy Nuts Comfort Powder:

  • Again, your balls should be clean and dry before you start. Try our Man Slab soap in Cedarwood, No Blue Balls, or Naughty List.
  • Apply the powder to your skin using a clean, dry hand or powder puff if you feel fancy.
  • Gently pat the powder on your skin.
  • Get out there and let someone smell your balls! Don’t force it, but if the chance arises… sniff sniff, aaahh.
male deodorant

Only The Best Ingredients For Your Nuts!

Our products are made with natural ingredients that help reduce friction and keep your skin healthy while you move. One of our ingredient mottos is “Never Any Bad Stuff!” so you know your nuts will be healthy and protected. Here are just a few of the ingredients we use that make our products so unique:

Sandalwood

Our Comfort Cream smells like sandalwood, the perfect sexy scent for your balls. No synthetic fragrances for your testies!

Coconut Oil

We use coconut oil to moisturize and protect your skin. Coconut has Vitamin E, which hydrates and soothes when applied to the skin.

Tapioca

Who wants your sweat? Tapioca does! This naturally absorbent starch helps keep you dry and comfortable.

Zesty Citrus

The antioxidants in citrus fight free radicals, the things that damage your cells. We like to think of it as a power-up for your skin!

Aloe

Is there anything aloe can’t do? It can soothe your skin, help with inflammation, and is even being studied for its role in wound healing. [3]

Beta Glucan

While you may not be as familiar with this ingredient, you know it well! Beta Glucan is found in oats and barley and has been shown to have anti-inflammatory properties.

We could go on and on about the incredible ingredients in our products, but we’ll save that for another post. In fact, why don’t you let your balls do the talking… in the bedroom. Wink wink.

Get Intimate

Is there anything you dread more than a spontaneous intimate moment with someone you’re attracted to when you know your ‘nads need attention? We’ve all been there. You’re getting hot and heavy when suddenly… they go for it. And your balls are feeling hot…and heavy. No bueno.

This is where our products really shine. No one wants to stop and apply cream or powder in the heat of the moment, but with Happy Nuts, you don’t have to! Our products are designed to be applied quickly and easily in the morning so you can get close without worry, any time the moment strikes.

Boxers or Briefs?

Many customers wonder which fabric and underwear style is best to prevent chafing and a build-up of sweat. The answer is that it depends on you! Of course, more breathable fabric like cotton will help to absorb sweat and keep things dry. However, if you’re looking for extra protection against chafing, a pair of compression shorts might be a better option.

Ultimately, it’s up to you to decide what makes you feel comfortable. And speaking of comfort, you can pretty much wear whatever you want when you’ve got Happy Nuts in your pants. So do the Happy Nuts pants dance.

Not Just for Nuts

We love hearing from our customers (check out our 5-star reviews!) not just because they rave about our products but because of the many different uses they find for them!

Prevent Chub Rub

Women use Comfort Cream to prevent their thighs from chafing when they walk, run, and work it.

Banish Blisters

Whether you’re a runner or just someone who likes to walk a lot, our products can help prevent blisters caused by friction.

Foot Deodorizer

The Comfort Powder is perfect for preventing foot odor. Just sprinkle a little in your shoes and let the tapioca do its thing!

Pube Trimmer

Sure, our Happy Nuts Ball Trimmer is for, you know, balls, but ladies love it for their bikini line, too.

As you can see, there are endless uses for our products. What are your favorite uses beyond the balls? Write us a review and let us know how you use Happy Nuts!

Happy Nuts Subscription Box

Now that you know more about how to keep your orbs of wisdom functioning properly, it might be time to step up your self-care routine. There’s no shame in not taking proper care of your dangling twins, this isn’t something people talk about, and it’s certainly not taught in school! But it’s time to love yourself and your nuts and Happy Nuts is here to help on this mission.

Our Nut-Scription Plan comes monthly so you never run out of the products you love.

Gonad Gift Guide

Give the gift of Happy Nuts to everyone in your life! Your family and friends will thank you for it. Want to let them try out our products first? Gift them a Bundle! Some of our most popular bundles are:

And remember, Happy Nuts makes the perfect gift for any occasion! Gift our products for:

  • Birthdays
  • Anniversaries
  • Christmas
  • Valentine’s Day
  • Father’s Day
  • Graduation
  • College Care Package
  • Thursday
  • Arbor Day
  • National doNUT Day
We hope this blog post has given you some insight into the world of testicular self-care. Because we don’t want to smell you coming unless you smell like you use Happy Nuts!

If you have any questions or would like to know more about our products, send us a message. We look forward to hearing about your experience with Happy Nuts!

References

  1. Gertig DM, Hunter DJ, Cramer DW, et al. Prospective Study of Talc Use and Ovarian Cancer. JNCI: Journal of the National Cancer Institute. 2000;92(3):249-252. doi:10.1093/jnci/92.3.249
  2. Yamazaki S, Hoshino K, Kusuhara M. Odor Associated with Aging. ANTI-AGING MEDICINE. 2010;7(6):60-65. doi:10.3793/jaam.7.60
  3. Hekmatpou D, Mehrabi F, Rahzani K, Aminiyan A. The Effect of Aloe Vera Clinical Trials on Prevention and Healing of Skin Wound: A Systematic Review. Iranian journal of medical sciences. 2019;44(1):1-9. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6330525/
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