Men are not easy to shop for. And, the holidays are upon us and that means it’s time to start thinking about gifts! Nuts. But there’s no need to stress- if you’re looking for a unique and useful gift, look no further than our Happy Nuts collection of male grooming products. It’s the perfect little something that will get put to good use.
Our Happy Nuts gift guide has something for every man. We’ve got the perfect product in our arsenal to soothe their skin, keep it clean, improve their scent, or just keep those nuts from roasting.
- 1 Small Gifts for the Big Man
- 2 The Ultimate Stocking Stuffers for Men
- 3 Gifts for Male Grooming
- 4 Gift All-Natural Soap for Men
- 5 Best Gift Set for Guys
- 6 Gonads Giving Back
- 7 His Nuts Will Thank You
Small Gifts for the Big Man
Having a reputation as a great gift-giver might not be #goals for everyone, but it should be! Giving a great gift can make you feel just as good as receiving one. And if you put a little extra thought into it, you can make the recipient feel like the most special person in the world (at least until they open the next present). Especially because, like it or not, balls need special care, and men like to look and smell good too, dammit. Gifts centered around these concerns really show you care.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when you’re trying to find the perfect present for the man in your life.
- First, think about your relationship with him. Is he a buddy? Is he your brother? Is he your boss? Is he your lover? Is he both? If so, wow! There are some very different gifting situations. But no matter what your cosmic connection, he’ll appreciate that you want to pamper his parts and keep him smelling fresh and feeling his best.
- Second, think about his hobbies and interests. Is he into his appearance? Does he need to be? Is this your gentle nudge to start taking care of himself? If so, our Happy Nuts line has a variety of items that will help him do just that! If he’s already well-groomed, help him take his game to the next level.
- Third, think about his personality. Is he funny? Nut wash it is. Is he serious? So are we, about balls. If he’s sensitive, Happy Nuts is the perfect line for him because our all-natural soaps and body washes have no bad stuff!
Now that you have a few guidelines to help you pick the perfect gift, let’s take a look at some of our top products from the Happy Nuts line!
The Ultimate Stocking Stuffers for Men
When you need a little extra something to throw in his sock, don’t throw in the towel. Happy Nuts has everything you need, whether it’s the icing on the cake, a small gift for just the right person, or a delightfully surprising white elephant gift or secret santa.
Anti-Chafing Ball Cream
Even in the polar north, Santa needs help with his holly berries. That suit, while iconic, could use a breathable upgrade. Fortunately for Santa, and the jolly fellow in your life, our Happy Nuts Comfort Cream will keep things comfortable all day (and night) long. We’re talking inner thighs here, folks. That area between the legs gets so sweaty and chafe-y, no matter how much baby powder you use. (And let’s face it, we don’t need to be messing with talc.) Comfort Cream uses natural ingredients like tapioca, coconut, and aloe to soothe and protect the skin. It’s also free of parabens, sulfates, and phthalates because we believe in only the best for your boys. That’s right, put Comfort Cream on the nice list because we have no bad stuff! Comfort Cream is also great for those post-workout showers. We all know how angry the skin can get after a good session at the gym; this cream will help to hydrate and calm the skin, preventing that post-workout itch.
Inner-Thigh Rub Relief
But if you think Mrs. Claus doesn’t sneak some Comfort Cream for herself, you’ve had too much egg nog. Happy Nuts Comfort Cream is also great for “chub rub,” or thigh chafing; this occurs when the skin on your thighs rubs together, causing redness, irritation, and even rashes. No one asked for that this holiday season! Hey, since you’re both using our Comfort Cream now, why not sign up for a Nut-Scription? Your favorite Happy Nuts products are delivered when you need them.
Gifts for Sweaty Guys
Sweating leads to chafing which leads to discomfort which leads to a bad day. No one wants that! But with our Happy Nuts Comfort Powder, you can rest assured that your boy’s nuts will stay dry and comfortable all day long.
The unique formulation contains tapioca starch, a plant-based powder, meaning it’s talc-free and provides all-day comfort with protection against sweat, chafing, and odor. Apply it exactly where you need it with a specially designed dispensing cap.
To sweat is human, to stay dry is divine.
Ball Sweat is Different
You’ll be a real hero when you give the gift of deodorizing protection. Our Happy Nuts Comfort Cream knows how to tackle ball BO head-on with a mess-free easily applied lotion that dries to a powder. Protects against chafing and absorbs sweat while leaving behind a subtle fragrance (also available in unscented). There’s no reason to smell fetid on Festivus.
Sweat from the hairiest parts of the body (balls and underarms) has a higher concentration of proteins which bacteria love to feast on. The resulting stench can clear a room faster than that uncle. You know the one. Pair our Nut & Body Wash with Comfort Cream and you’ll be smelling good and easy-gliding long into the night.
Gifts for Male Grooming
Doesn’t he look dapper standing beneath the mistletoe? But what’s beneath that suit? Is he properly pampered and primped?
If you want to give the gift of great grooming, start with our Happy Nuts Electric Trimmer – The Ballber. We call it that because c’mon, it’s a trimmer for balls. It comes with three interchangeable guards so he can find the perfect trim, whether he’s going for the bald look or just a little bit off the top. Or maybe he’s into topiary trimming?
No more using your lady’s razor down there! That’s a surefire way to get a (saint) nick. The Ballber is safe, easy to use, and will leave the whole downstairs area looking divine. It’s also a handy beard trimmer, and great for touching up goatees and sideburns.
The Ballber also features a USB charger so he’ll never have to worry about batteries dying in the middle of a trim. Plus, it comes with a wall plug and a cleaning brush to make sure there’s no hair left behind.
Gift All-Natural Soap for Men
Do you know what’s in your body wash? Check out our blog post all about it. The short version is, most body washes are loaded with harsh chemicals that can dry out and irritate the skin, or worse. Yuck!
Looking for a bar soap that will last you a long time? Look no further than our plant-based Man Slab Bar Soap.
The Best Cedarwood Soap for Men
Our Cedarwood scent invigorates and refreshes with a potent blend of cedarwood, subtle notes of tea tree, and musky patchouli.
The Best Soap for Sensitive Skin
No Blue Balls has a refreshing and energizing blend of light citrus with hints of jasmine, rose, and hyacinth is sure to leave your man feeling invigorated.
Sexy Soap for Men
Is your man naughty, or nice? Our Naughty List soap, with its refreshing and unique blend of black charcoal with hints of shea butter, will let him know you’re onto him… before you get onto him.
And don’t forget our Cedarwood Slab Saver so his soap can be elevated just like his self-care.
Best Gift Set for Guys
If you really want to go above and beyond, get him our Happy Nuts Big Sack Bundle. The perfect Hannukah gift, this set comes with our bestselling Comfort Cream, The Ballber trimmer, Nut and Body Wash, and Nutsack Toiletry Bag – there are four gifts instantly knocked off your list.
That’s right, everything he needs to feel comfortable, smell good, and look great – all in one place. Plus, the toiletry bag is perfect for taking everything on the go should you and your perfectly coifed partner need to escape your family for a night. We won’t tell if you don’t!
Happy Nuts has everything you need to make this holiday season the best one yet. So, go nuts and find the perfect gift for him today!
Gonads Giving Back
What is a holiday without your friends and family around? And what better gift to give the men in your life than health? In our efforts to fight prostate cancer, Happy Nuts has partnered with the Prostate Cancer Institute at the National University of Ireland – Galway to provide funding for scientific research. Also, in partnership with IMAWARE, we are providing at-home screening tests to help detect prostate cancer.
Nothing says, “I love you and I want you around” more than the gift of health. So, this holiday season, order a Prostate Cancer Screening Test for every man in your life over 18 years old. It’s simple, easy to use, and could save his life.
And yeah, you’re “that” family member, and yeah, you’re proud of it.
His Nuts Will Thank You
Although it can be tough to shop for the nutty person in your life, we hope that our gift guide has given you some ideas. From smelling good to looking good, there’s something for every man and nutsack on your list.
We wish you happy holidays and ball health to all!